Sunday, December 27, 2009

I will begin by apologizing if you happened to be shopping in the Newburgh, IN Schnucks grocery store last week. Garrett and I were 'loosely' shopping for somethings in the dairy case when I hear him pass a significant amount of gas and giggle.

I say: 'GARRETT, what was that?'
G: I was just gassin
**silence because i'm too shocked to know what to say and, clearly, a little slow to respond after looking away shocked because.......

when I turn back, precious boy has his pants and underwear down, and his neck craned down to look in said underwear. (remember we are in the middle of the dairy section 2 days before christmas, i.e. not alone).

His gaze caught mine that said "what the bleep are you doing????" and he very calmy replied:
"Checkin for poopy."


5 comments:

Abu Yossi said...

christmas memories that'll last a lifetime. somehow i think if you didn't laugh about it, you'd cry.

notes of em said...

too funny not to laugh.

lukeandsarah said...

oh my gosh Gina, I'm laughing out loud.

Cade and Cora said...

hilarious!!!!!! I wish I would've seen you guys! I'd have loved to meet those sweet babies in person.

Anonymous said...

I made the mistake of reading this to Owen because it was SOOO funny and now he repeats lines of the story to me all the time. And he insists that I read the post to him daily. He gets a good belly laugh every time. :)AR