Tuesday, November 17, 2009

I'm not exactly a 'dog-lover'. Actually, I would say "I hate dogs".....but that's so non-PC:). I have a mental list going of reasons I dislike the things (curiously, dogs love me, but that's another post), and this made #1,117:

I was running yesterday, enjoying a little Rhianna on my iPod (which, turns out, does not make me run any faster).....when I was sandwiched between a super-mean brown lab (is this a species?) and a passing car WITH A PIT-BULL IN THE PASSENGER SEAT!!! This might not have been that big of a deal, had I been paying attention to my surroundings, and/or seen either of the dogs or the car before THEY LUNGED AT EACH OTHER!!!! Jumping, barking, gnashing of teeth. Did I mention that I was directly in the middle? And hadn't seen it coming? And hate dogs? And thought they were going to eat me for Thanksgiving? Thankfully, Dog A was behind an invisible fence....but that did not save my cell phone (that I dropped), my pants (that I peed in), or the small children (who were playing next door) who went home with all kinds of new words.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

seriously...you have a future in stand-up comedy.
:)AR

Kelly Wanhainen said...

gina you're hilarious. you have got to write a book.

chuck thoma said...

hah hah hah-you really DO need to write a book-straight to New York Times Best Sellers list!

notes of em said...

glad your safe, and there wasnt any physical contact, we all know that never goes over well :)
however, your telling of this story is really funny!

The Leonards said...

glad you were solo on that run! so funny. missing you!

Jessica said...

very funny and i am sure scary! enjoy those runs!

Allison Kelso said...

I love reading your blog. You need to write a book!

Cade and Cora said...

check my latest blog entry, you may reconsider the dog thing!