If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then Welcome to the 90s (much better ring than '10s', don't you think?). Get yourself a Facebook account. Unless you are going to use it for evil instead of good:).
Any-who, my most recent de-'friend' was today and I'm kind of sad about it because now I feel like I'm going to miss said 'friend's' complete psychotic snap. Obviously, she's not a real friend, just a 'friend', and I'd never root for someone's close encounter with a straight jacket--but, this girl has got it coming.
Now, don't get me wrong....I'm all about some happy attitudes and choosing joy. But I think that anyone that claims their life to be a fairy tale is either living in their own mind, totally disconnected from reality, or has some serious stuff to hide. Because--news flash--no one's life is perfect. And, I'll choose real and honest friends any day over the ones that spend all that energy trying to convince themselves and others of Wonderland. So, in an effort to keep it real, here are some 'real' tales of my week:
--you already know about the party mix up
--I sent Garrett to school without breakfast
--I totally forgot about an OB appointment
--I screwed up my phone in a way that I did not see or receive any messages for a week....and then proceeded to call and leave messages with offices and people about why they hadn't gotten back to me...when, in fact, they had.
--I fed Garrett rotten sour cream--twice. Even though he complained about how his food tasted. I chalked it up to pickiness. Awesome.
--Garrett has already found 2 of his christmas presents that I failed to hide well enough.
--I lost 2 pages of addresses.
Feel free to laugh at me. I'm a total mess. But at least I'll admit it:)